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“Barack Obama has the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE tattooed on his stomach. It’s upside-down, so he can read it while doing sit-ups.” (in Courier for verisimilitude!)
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“I just spent the first [3] years of my sons life trying to get him not to eat blocks, and now you’re telling him they taste like fucking strawberries. Thanks a lot assholes.” I want some, but then again, I’m not a toddler.
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what the hey.