from subterrane (I’d have linked to the actual piece, but he doesn’t have a permalink link):
dec.4.01 : If you have sent me email or filled out the survey with a real address, I will get back to you. I’m waiting for my cable modem to rise, brother, rise from the ashes as a bit-moving phoenix. At this moment, I’m sending packets via carrier pigeon to an AOL employee in Virginia. He places them in a hopper that queues up for no less than three days, then sends me the results via Phish tour followers where they smoke half the packets with a bit of marijuana to boost their highs.